As a purveyor of sustainable bullshit, I strive to write books that will not only stand the test of time, but change the course of your life.
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2020 Universe of Outrageous Products and Services
These products are so practically outrageous, they almost sell themselves. Enhance and simplify your life, improve efficiency, find happiness.
Sweving Her Ladyship
In which the ever-faithful knight Sir Windfluff Longpipe dutifully sets out to rescue King Fartfurlius's queen, Lady Va Gina, from the clutches of an evil warlock.
The Further Poetry of Black Bart
The Wild West outlaw known as "Black Bart" successfully robbed over two dozen stage coaches before he was captured. He was also a poet, leaving a poem behind at least twice. But what if Black Bart wrote more poetry than we realize?