Out Of This World Shocking Ways To Deal With Alien Invasions
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From alien snacking and intergalactic venture capitalism to alien tourism, the government is coming clean about secret ways to deal with alien invasions.
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Start the new year off right with these awesomely weird resolutions for 2025. Because I can tell by the way you walk you’re stayin’ alive in ’25.
Discover St. Chimpus: Unique Fiscal Saint
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When you’re facing money troubles, ease your burden by calling upon this unique fiscal saint, ready to come to your aid.
Vladimir Lenin’s 4 Super Rules for Happiness
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If you want to be happy but don’t know how, let successful Russian revolutionary Vladimir Lenin lay out his rules for happiness.
The 4 Essential Dominant Personality Types: Hearts, Smarts, Guts, Luck
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A look at four key personality types. Which one are you?
Book Review: This Book Is The Ultimate Erection Supplement
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Whether you’re rock hard or soft as a noodle, ‘The Wood That Lasts Forever’ is the ultimate erection supplement.
Penis And You: 7 Non-Sexual Outstanding Uses For The Extra-Long Penis
01/09/2024
Men, put that long pecker to work with these helpful penis uses that will simplify your life. It really is your third arm.
your phat guide to three rocking books you need to read to your ghetto children
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When you’re living in the ghetto, but you want to read to your kids, look no further than Lampish Fitt.
Top 10 Least Popular Dog Breeds To Consider
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If you’re looking for an eye-popping dog that’s sure to make your friends go, “Wow,” consider these least popular dog breeds.
When Your Child Bites: Recourse And Resolution
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What do you do when your child bites? We’ve got the solution.
Three Workplace Gossip Tips to Make YOU a Star
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Suck the juice out of these workplace gossip tips.
Learn To Be Honest About Your Apathy
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Learn how you can be honest about your apathy with this sage advice.