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CALL ME A tool, but ever since I was a child I’ve been altruistic. (Click this link to learn more about me.) I’ve wanted to help people like you improve their lives with the latest and best tips and tools for success. And that’s what Greatest Human In The Universe (aka GHITU) is all about. It’s about giving you the tools and resources you need—around here we call them taboo tips & outrageous advice—to become the greatest human in the universe.
Read on to find some FAQs that I hope will answer most of your pressing questions about Greatest Human In The Universe.
Yours In Greatness,
Josh
FAQS
It’s all about YOU and your SHINING PLACE in the universe! At greatest human in the universe, my goal is YOUR SUCCESS! My taboo tips and outrageous guides will help you get off the couch, quit being a slouch, and find the path to true greatness.
GHITU stands for Greatest Human In The Universe.
Here are the TOP TEN BENEFITS you’ll receive from GHITU.
- DEFEAT BOREDOM. Watch it melt away.
- SLAY ANXIETY. Worried? Nervous? Hitting the lithium hard? Not for long!
- WINK AT DEATH. Welcome the grim reaper with open arms, then slap him or her in the face.
- SMIRK AT TROUBLE. Trouble is a word you can no longer define.
- LAUGH AT POVERTY. You will fear no poverty, for that’s not how you roll.
- TAKE ACTIONABLE STEPS AGAINST IDIOTS. Finally, a way to deal with the people who need to be dealt with.
- CONQUER OLD AGE. Because old is the new sexy.
- SCOFF AT SICKNESS. That cough? It’s you clearing your throat before receiving the
GREATEST HUMAN IN THE UNIVERSE AWARD. - STOP CARING. About things, people, places, and events that don’t matter.
- NUKE MEDIOCRITY. No more loafing in limbo between greatness and oblivion: you’ll plant your feet on the solid ground of success.
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