Out Of This World Shocking Ways To Deal With Alien Invasions
04/26/2025
From alien snacking and intergalactic venture capitalism to alien tourism, the government is coming clean about secret ways to deal with alien invasions.
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A Quick Meditation: Never Miss A Potent Opportunity To Quit
03/29/2025
When you want to stay the course, the universe might just be giving you a potent opportunity to quit.
Awesomely Weird Resolutions For 2025
01/01/2025
Start the new year off right with these awesomely weird resolutions for 2025. Because I can tell by the way you walk you’re stayin’ alive in ’25.
Discover St. Chimpus: Unique Fiscal Saint
12/21/2024
When you’re facing money troubles, ease your burden by calling upon this unique fiscal saint, ready to come to your aid.
Vladimir Lenin’s 4 Super Rules for Happiness
02/20/2024
If you want to be happy but don’t know how, let successful Russian revolutionary Vladimir Lenin lay out his rules for happiness.
The 4 Essential Dominant Personality Types: Hearts, Smarts, Guts, Luck
02/01/2024
A look at four key personality types. Which one are you?
Book Review: This Book Is The Ultimate Erection Supplement
01/23/2024
Whether you’re rock hard or soft as a noodle, ‘The Wood That Lasts Forever’ is the ultimate erection supplement.
Penis And You: 7 Non-Sexual Outstanding Uses For The Extra-Long Penis
01/09/2024
Men, put that long pecker to work with these helpful penis uses that will simplify your life. It really is your third arm.
preppers on the moon
01/02/2024
When the apocalypse comes, you preppers can find me on the moon.
your phat guide to three rocking books you need to read to your ghetto children
12/01/2023
When you’re living in the ghetto, but you want to read to your kids, look no further than Lampish Fitt.