1 Fantastic Tip For Bona Fide Personal Growth: Think Like A Queen
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“Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is a necessary part of growth.” – Oprah Winfrey
Taboo tips & outrageous advice to help you become the greatest human in the universe
helping you become the greatest human in the universe
Becoming the greatest human in the universe—let alone becoming the greatest anything, for that matter—isn’t a matter of luck or chance. It’s a planned effort that takes determination, fortitude, and grit. Nothing in life worth having is easy to get. That goes double when the universe is your competition.
But take heart, because that’s where GHITU comes in. While we can’t take away the hard work, we can give you some tips and advice along the way. And that’s what we’re here for: taboo tips and outrageous advice to help YOU become the greatest human in the universe. Get started reading below now to achieve greatness rapidly!
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